I am changing the world!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:35 pm (Uncategorized)
That’s right. I’m changing the world, one word at a time. I started at Urbandictionary.com. Soon, my neologisms will be uttered at all sorts of restaurants that use chopsticks. Korean, Thai, Chinese, you name it, you will hear them.
Although with one of the words, I can’t take full credit, as I searched for it after I “invented” it and found it mentioned on google quite a few times, the second word was not found. Also, I’m the only one who put it up on Urban Dictionary, so there.
I need to go now though. I have to run to the college bookstore and buy another electronic pencil sharpener. This time, I’m told, not a pink one. As though pink electric pencil sharpeners are what separates men from the boys. Go figure.
My words are here: http://www.urbandictionary.com
Jaded Jennifer said,
February 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Wait, hold up. You’re not allowed to have a PINK pencil sharpener????
February 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Oh, I’m allowed to have one, sure. But Dee wants to take a sharpener to school when he takes tests and he can’t be seen with a pink sharpener. What would people think? What would they do?
Jaded Jennifer said,
February 6, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Ah geez. Tell Dee to suck it up. Real men like pink dammit!