I am changing the world!

That’s right. I’m changing the world, one word at a time. I started at Urbandictionary.com. Soon, my neologisms will be uttered at all sorts of restaurants that use chopsticks. Korean, Thai, Chinese, you name it, you will hear them.

Although with one of the words, I can’t take full credit, as I searched for it after I “invented” it and found it mentioned on google quite a few times, the second word was not found. Also, I’m the only one who put it up on Urban Dictionary, so there.

I need to go now though. I have to run to the college bookstore and buy another electronic pencil sharpener. This time, I’m told, not a pink one. As though pink electric pencil sharpeners are what separates men from the boys. Go figure.

My words are here: http://www.urbandictionary.com